Category Archives: Crazy City Stories*

SNOW DAY*

I give you the Canadian winter.I borrowed this photo from Spart… this is actually from Btown (where she lives) and it looked like they got a wee bit more snow than we did. However, we still got our fair share:
So, it was a ‘snow day’. If I have any readers from warmer climates, that means that the sky has vomited enough snow that the roads become impassable and too dangerous to venture on because there is simply too much snow everywhere. It’s almost ironic… the first day that I DON’T have classes on Thursdays, as well as the FIRST day I was supposed to start working at the school, the whole city shuts down. *sigh* haha The funniest part is, they just cleared our parking lot yesterday. It was so bare that you could see pavement. And now… this. haha

I did decide to be productive today though. I scoured my fridge and completely cleaned it out. I am proud to say that I have a sparkly, fresh fridge. :) I also decided to vacuum and give my kitchen floor a thorough cleaning. My little kitchen is much more pleasant to be in now. :)
YAY CLEAN FRIDGE!

Shop Girl*

Speed Demon*

In my little city full of old people I often see things that strike me as odd or rather funny. What I witnessed today was definitely a mixture of both. Above you see a motorized cart. They are often seen at malls, theme parks or other large areas. The are most often used by people who are grossly overweight or by people who have difficult walking. The often have fun flags, baskets or other nifty attachments to make them even more fun. However, the little cart I saw today had none of these things. It was driven by a scowling little old man in a classic white golf cap who looked like he didn’t give a hoot what anyone else in the world thought…

…which is probably why he decided to drive it down the right hand lane of one of a busy street. Haha!! As the Hubs as I were walking to Shoppers to pick up a parcel we stopped at a light to wait to cross the street. As we stood on the corner I couldn’t help but notice this well-dressed little man (who had to be at LEAST 75) on his little cart on the street. At first I thought perhaps he had only moved onto the pavement to cross the street, but as I paused to watch, the light turned green and he motored through the intersection at 2 km an hour holding up all the traffic behind him. As I watched in disbelief I assumed he’d turn onto the sidewalk at the first opportunity as the cars roared past him, but no. This little man obeyed traffic laws and kept his motor cart on the road.

What upstanding citizens we have here in Seniors City. :) haha

Shop Girl*

10km Later…*

Well, I did it. After biking to the university last weekend with the hubster (and needing to stop on several occasions to rest or walk up hills) I made a goal to bike to the school without stopping. And today we did it! Because it is such a beautiful day out, after church the hubs and I realized that we simply could not sit inside any longer and decided to go for a nice bike ride. I wanted to try biking to the school again, so he took me on a flatter, albeit longer route, and after 10km and 44 minutes, I made it without dying or stopping once! It sounds like a small thing, but I’m actually really proud of myself. I’m slowly killing off this little old man that lives inside of me!

I’m going to try and keep a log of how many kilometers I bike, and I figure that after my ride back home (I’m currently at the school in my hubs’ computer lab) I’ll be at approximately 50km so far this summer. GO ME! WOOO! My legs kind of feel like jelly so we’re resting a bit before we go the 10km back home again. But I’ll keep you posted!

One funny thing before I end– yesterday the hubs and I went down to the “big” mall in our city to get my new blackberry (!!!!!!) activated and to do some shopping. We popped into Sears because I wanted to look at their jewelry (I’ve been wanting an “O” necklace) and being the geriatric city that it is, Sears was packed with old people. While I was searching through the jewelry section with the hubs, we heard a mighty rumbling from behind us. We both turned to look, and lo and behold, an old lady had let one rip while looking at watches and didn’t even realize it. The Hubster and I immediately separated to keep ourselves from laughing uncontrollably and I pondered why old people do this, and have decided that it must be one of 3 options:

1. They simply can’t hear the toot because their hearing is gone and assume that since they can’t hear it, no one else can. (My Grammy falls into this category…. it’s actually reeeally funny. haha)

2. They don’t even realize that they have tooted. (hey, when my bum cheeks get that old, who knows if I’ll feel anything down there either)

3. They simply don’t care and take an “I’m old and I’ll toot where I want to” attitude. After living so long, I’m sure it’s their right to toot loud and proud.

Shop Girl*

Hug Coupons*

Today while on the bus in my ever so slightly crazy city I happened to overhear a conversation going on between an older man and a high school student. The man was quizzing this girl all about what kids were really like now– if they take drugs and alcohol into the schools, and he counseled her to stay far away from it. At first I was taken aback as this was a complete stranger giving advice to a young girl and it seemed inappropriate as it was very obvious that they did not know each other. But then at the same time I thought, why is it inappropriate for an elderly gentleman to inquire about the youth of today, but to be brutally honest in doing so? Kids have really seemed to stray off the beaten path that even I followed as a child and are into things that I wasn’t even aware of until I was quite a bit older.

Anyway, the girl got off the bus a couple of stops before we reached the terminal so the man looked around the bus then decided to continue his conversation with me, and bluntly asked me: “So, do you think I’m a crazy old man who needs therapy?” to which I politely laughed and said no, and we carried on in casual conversation. He sized me up and told me that he didn’t think that I was shy either and proceeded to hand me a stack of yellow papers. The papers read:

Free HUG Coupon: This coupon is good for ONE FREE HUG from any co-operating adult friend. The divine love of GOD often manifests in the spiritual hugs.

He started telling me how he had been using the coupons and had received hugs from a couple of police officers and a bunch of nurses and doctors are the hospital, and that I should pass them around and ask for hugs. We pulled into the terminal and I then ran out the back door of the bus to avoid an awkward situation had he tried to redeem a Hug Coupon. So, now I have a stack of these Hug Coupons to pass out at my discretion. I think perhaps I’ll give them out as birthday gifts…. “HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!! *HUG*”

Done and done. haha Oh… my crazy little city and all its old people.

Shop Girl*

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